Arizona Summers

- Hot water comes out of both taps.
- You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.
- You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.
- You burn your hand opening the car door.
- The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.
- Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.
- When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.
- You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.
- You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.