There comes a time in every girl's pregnancy (at least all of mine) that her body takes over against her will and completely beyond her control. First it comes with tender ta-
ta's, morning/afternoon/night sickness, insomnia, the gaining of a few pounds, expanding waistline, increased medication intake, aches and pains, food cravings, out-of-control emotions, and then for me, the beloved inability to go potty. Talk about humiliating. I had to go to the ER and tell them that I couldn't pee by myself.
Yah, a little
embarrassing. But it seems that my problem has now shifted to the complete opposite end of the spectrum! Now days, every time I laugh, cough, get thristy or move too suddenly, I wet myself. I can't help it. Tony thinks it's gross, but that makes me laugh even harder, and then I have bigger problems than just a little tinkling going on.
So my thankful Thursday is dedicated to Kotex. Thanks to couponing, I have acquired 50+ small packages of Kotex pantiliners and am now fully prepared for those uncontrollable body surges. I am thankful that I don't have to wash my G's as many times as I would have to without them. I'm thankful that they're desecrate and semi-comfortable. Furthermore, I am thankful that they're small enough to keep in my diaper bag or in my pocket. Thank you Kotex, for being there when I need you the most.
Alright baby girl, what's next? You gonna come out and make me have a month long period?
Bring it on.

3 comments:
LOL! I've had that problem before...if it gets too bad switch over to the poise pantyliners, they're actually designed to catch pee, lol. Also, if you are going to laugh/cough/sneeze, cross your legs, it helps a little. Best of luck!
I only wish the problem went away after having the baby. Unfortunately for me, after baby #3, it became a permanent part of my life. No jogging, no jumping on a trampoline, and heaven forbid I should watch a really funny movie!
I am with Heidi. I have 4 kids and I don't think I will ever be able to do any of those things without peeing. It is actually pretty entertaining during my exercise/dance class. It will never be the same again! Good luck!
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